Ways to get thrown out of Walmart!

I've seen this game on a few websites. The object is simple. You come up with wacky methods of getting kicked out of the store Walmart. I'll start:

Dressing like the founder of Walmart Stores and telling everyone your him.

Dressing yourself as someone by the kassa, and asking more money then actually the price is=

lollolol idk

Get a very loud toy off the shelf, sit in the middle of the aisle and press the demo button over and over again.

taking bouncy balls out of those things and throwing them across the store.

(Lol at everyone's)

Bring your handheld game system, break the glass in the electronic section that holds the games, and start playing the games.

Riding down the isles with a bike from the kids section and being caught by the manager

-true story bro